A brutally honest guide to picking your NFL team
New to the NFL and don’t know who to root for? Forget choosing your local team. Let’s find a team that truly matches your personality.
For the Masochist: The Minnesota Vikings
Do you enjoy emotional rollercoasters that almost always end in heartbreak? Is hope your favorite form of poison? Welcome home.
What you get: A history of being just good enough to make you believe, right before they snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in the most creative way possible.
The Vibe: Constant hope, followed by spectacular pain. You’ll learn to love the suffering with a community that truly understands.
Motto: “There’s always next year.”
For the Style-Conscious: The Las Vegas Raiders
Do you believe that looking cool is half the battle? Does your personal brand depend on a classic, rebellious aesthetic? Say no more.
What you get: The most iconic and stylish jerseys in all of sports. The black and silver is timelessly cool.
The Vibe: An “us-against-the-world” outlaw spirit. You’re not just a fan; you’re part of the “Raider Nation.”
Motto: “Just Win, Baby.”
For the Fanatic Who Wants a Family: The Philadelphia Eagles
Is watching sports a full-contact emotional experience for you? Do you want to be part of a loud, passionate, and slightly insane tribe? Join the flock.
What you get: The most intense and loyal fan base in the league. The stadium atmosphere is electric and intimidating.
The Vibe: Football isn’t a game; it’s a religion. You’ll instantly have millions of loud “family members” who share your passion.
Motto: “Fly, Eagles, Fly!”
So, what’s your pick? Heartbreak, Style, or Chaos? Welcome to the NFL.
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