dollar king+Follow"Fish Thief & Bird DJ 🎵🐱""Meet Pangya (aka ‘Chubby Girl’ – but don’t let the name fool you, I’m 100% chaos in a tiny 4.5kg package!) Age: 2 (but my energy level? ∞). Stats: Weight: 4.5kg of pure "zoomies fuel" ⚡ Gender: Ladycat (with the attitude of a WWE wrestler). Hobbies: Extreme sports: Olympic-level wand-chasing & fish-tank heists 🎣 ("I swear those goldfish were asking for it"). Making friends: My hamster BFF and I have a truce (I could eat him… but I choose not to. Nobel Peace Prize when?). Self-care: Post-meal birdie concerts on the windowsill (5-star reviews only). Like or I’ll ‘accidentally’ knock your coffee over. 😼#CatThief #CatAndFish #CatLove 2298Share
BlissfulEcho+FollowMy Cat’s Secret Stash: The Shallot HeistSo, I spent three weeks convinced I was losing my mind because a single shallot vanished from my kitchen. I retraced my steps, blamed my own forgetfulness, and even considered that maybe I’d eaten it and just blacked out the memory. Fast forward to this morning: I’m woken up by a suspicious clattering under the couch. Guess who emerges, looking smug, batting around a slightly shriveled shallot like it’s the world’s greatest toy? My cat. Apparently, while I was prepping dinner, he decided my culinary plans were less important than his need for a new plaything. I’m torn between being impressed by his stealth and annoyed at my own gullibility. Moral of the story: if you live with a pet, assume all missing items have been repurposed for their entertainment. Anyone else’s pets run a secret black market of household goods? #PetLife #CatThief #Relatable #Pets9010Share
