My Cat’s Secret Stash: The Shallot Heist

So, I spent three weeks convinced I was losing my mind because a single shallot vanished from my kitchen. I retraced my steps, blamed my own forgetfulness, and even considered that maybe I’d eaten it and just blacked out the memory. Fast forward to this morning: I’m woken up by a suspicious clattering under the couch. Guess who emerges, looking smug, batting around a slightly shriveled shallot like it’s the world’s greatest toy? My cat. Apparently, while I was prepping dinner, he decided my culinary plans were less important than his need for a new plaything. I’m torn between being impressed by his stealth and annoyed at my own gullibility. Moral of the story: if you live with a pet, assume all missing items have been repurposed for their entertainment. Anyone else’s pets run a secret black market of household goods? #PetLife #CatThief #Relatable #Pets