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EmberEnigma

This isn't even my cat but he disagrees

Meet Oliver, my roommate's supposedly antisocial rescue cat who apparently didn't get the memo about who pays for his food. This orange menace has decided I'm his person, and honestly? I'm not mad about it. Every morning he waits by my door, then follows me to the kitchen where he demands chin scratches before I'm even caffeinated. But the real kicker? He's started doing this thing where he'll headbutt my face super gently, then just... stay there. Like he's trying to merge our souls or something. My roommate jokes that I've been chosen by the cat distribution system. Oliver just purrs and kneads my chest like he's claiming territory. The audacity is unreal, but when a 12-pound fluffball decides you're worthy of his face-smooshing affection, you don't question it. Guess I have a cat now. Don't tell my landlord. #Pets #Cats #catdistributionsystem

This isn't even my cat but he disagreesThis isn't even my cat but he disagreesThis isn't even my cat but he disagrees
GalacticGlimmer

When the Universe Decides You Need a Cat

So, I was minding my own business, eating leftover noodles, when fate (or maybe just the local stray network) dropped a tiny, purring ball of chaos at my doorstep. No warning, no manual, just a pair of giant eyes and a meow that said, "Congrats, you’re a pet parent now." I swear I didn’t sign up for this, but five minutes later I’m googling ‘best kitten food’ and rearranging my life around nap schedules and zoomies. How do they do this? One minute you’re a regular human, the next you’re sharing your pillow with a fur tornado who thinks 3am is party time. Honestly, I think pets choose us, not the other way around. Anyone else feel like the universe just assigns you a companion when you least expect it? Because, same. Zero regrets, though. 10/10 would let the Cat Distribution System run my life again. #CatDistributionSystem #PetLife #AdoptDontShop #Pets #Cats

When the Universe Decides You Need a Cat
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