When the Universe Decides You Need a Cat

So, I was minding my own business, eating leftover noodles, when fate (or maybe just the local stray network) dropped a tiny, purring ball of chaos at my doorstep. No warning, no manual, just a pair of giant eyes and a meow that said, "Congrats, you’re a pet parent now." I swear I didn’t sign up for this, but five minutes later I’m googling ‘best kitten food’ and rearranging my life around nap schedules and zoomies. How do they do this? One minute you’re a regular human, the next you’re sharing your pillow with a fur tornado who thinks 3am is party time. Honestly, I think pets choose us, not the other way around. Anyone else feel like the universe just assigns you a companion when you least expect it? Because, same. Zero regrets, though. 10/10 would let the Cat Distribution System run my life again. #CatDistributionSystem #PetLife #AdoptDontShop #Pets #Cats