Waking Up to My Dog’s Existential Stare
Ever wake up to find your dog sitting inches from your face, just... staring? That’s how I started my morning. No gentle tail wag, no soft woof—just Max, my golden retriever, giving me the kind of look that says, “Human, explain the meaning of breakfast.”
I tried to ignore him, but he’s mastered the art of silent judgment. Eventually, I caved and rolled out of bed, only to be trailed to the kitchen like I’m the world’s slowest parade float. He finally got his kibble, and I got my coffee, but I swear he’s still disappointed I didn’t add bacon to his bowl.
Pets: they don’t just wake you up, they make you question your life choices before 8am. Anyone else’s furry friend run their mornings like a tiny, adorable dictator?
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