These kittens own me now
Three weeks ago I thought I was adopting two 'calm' kittens. Plot twist: they're tiny terrorists with zero respect for gravity, sleep schedules, or my houseplants.
This morning I found one sleeping in my coffee mug, another somehow inside a closed cabinet, and the third dangling from my curtains like a furry Spider-Man. My apartment looks like a tornado hit it, I haven't slept through the night since they arrived, and I'm pretty sure they've figured out how to open doors.
But then one of them purrs against my chest at 3 AM, or they all pile together in the tiniest cardboard box, and suddenly I'm taking 847 photos and completely forgetting why I was stressed.
They've claimed every surface, destroyed my favorite sweater, and somehow made me the happiest I've been in months. Send help (and more cat food).
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