Wildlife Encounters: Dog Walks Gone Wild
Ever gone for a chill dog walk and ended up in a real-life episode of "Wild Kingdom"? Same. Coyotes, raccoons, even the occasional bear—urban sprawl means we’re all neighbors now. Here’s how I (barely) keep my sanity and my dog safe:
Six-foot leash, always. My dog thinks he’s a wolf, but he’s more like a snack.
Stay on the trail. Off-trail = snake roulette or porcupine acupuncture.
If you see wildlife, channel your inner monster. Be loud, wave your arms, look ridiculous. It works.
Don’t run. Seriously. Running = you’re prey. Pick up your dog if you can (bonus: arm workout).
Sick or weird animals? Report them. Rabies is not a vibe.
Also, secure your trash and keep your pets’ shots up to date. Nature is cool, but I’d rather not meet it in my backyard. Stay safe, and don’t forget the poop bags.
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