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Can Tesla’s Micro-Cones Kill Phantom Braking?

Tesla’s new camera patent is a bold move—tackling sunglare at the hardware level with microscopic cones that absorb blinding light before it hits the sensor. If this “light-swallowing” tech works, it could finally fix the phantom braking and lane confusion that plague vision-only self-driving. But is hardware the real answer, or just another patch? Would you trust your commute to a smarter camera? #Tech #Tesla #SelfDriving

Tesla’s Robot Fail: Why Your Job’s Safe (For Now)

So, Tesla’s Optimus robot tried to hand out water bottles at a Miami event—and ended up doing a full-on slapstick routine, flailing and falling over. Social media had a field day, but the real story? Robots aren’t quite ready to take over your job or your chores just yet. Despite all the hype, even the big tech players are struggling to make robots that can do more than just look cool in videos. So, relax—your robot overlord is still on backorder. #Business #EntrepreneurshipStartup #Tesla

Tesla’s Not the Only EV Game Anymore

Tesla’s delivery slump is shaking up the EV world, but get this: EV ETFs are actually holding strong—even gaining—thanks to new global players like BYD. These funds aren’t just about Tesla anymore; they’re spreading bets across battery makers, Chinese car giants, and tech suppliers. The EV market’s turning into a wild mix, and investors are loving the diversity. Tesla’s AI dreams? Cool, but ETFs want real car sales. The EV race is officially anyone’s game now! #Cars #Tesla #EVs

🚨BREAKING “Driver Claims First-Ever Fully Autonomous Tesla Trip Across the U. S.” 🚗🤖 Coast-to-Coast on Full Self-Driving A Tesla owner says he has successfully completed what he’s calling the world’s first fully autonomous U.S. coast-to-coast drive — traveling 2,732 miles from Los Angeles to Myrtle Beach using Tesla FSD v14.2 with zero reported disengagements, including during parking and Supercharger stops. The drive reportedly took 2 days and 20 hours and began at the Tesla Diner in LA before finishing in South Carolina. Supporters see this as a major milestone for autonomous driving — while others caution that claims like this still rely on driver responsibility and need independent validation. 👉 What do you think — breakthrough moment or bold claim that needs verification? #Tesla #FullSelfDriving #AutonomousVehicles #EVNews #TechInnovation #AITransportation #FutureOfDriving

Tesla’s 2026: Will Robotaxis Save the Day?

Tesla’s stock had a wild year—up 12.5% but now cooling off as car sales slow down. With fewer people buying EVs (thanks to tax credits ending), the real buzz is shifting to Tesla’s robotaxis and AI. Prediction markets think the stock will hover around $450-$475 by the end of 2025. If you’re betting on Tesla, keep an eye on its tech side—robotaxis and robots could be the next big thing, not just the cars. #Business #Market #Tesla

Tesla’s Robotaxi Hype vs. Reality Check

Remember when Elon Musk promised we’d be hailing driverless Teslas everywhere by now? Yeah, not quite. Robotaxis did launch in Austin, but there’s still a human ready to hit the brakes, and the fleet is way smaller than hyped. Wait times are long, and Waymo’s got way more cars on the road. Full self-driving? Still not here. Maybe next year, Elon! #Cars #Tesla #Robotaxi

Cybertruck’s Giant Wiper Is a Winter Fail

Tesla’s Cybertruck is making headlines again, but not for the reasons you’d hope. That massive single windshield wiper? Turns out it’s a nightmare in snow and ice, leaving streaks and blind spots everywhere. Owners are sharing videos of half-cleared windshields and complaining that even Tesla’s updates haven’t fixed it. Some are even worried it messes with the truck’s self-driving cameras. Will Tesla finally ditch the giant blade for something that actually works? Stay tuned! #Cars #CarOwnership #Tesla

Austin’s Tesla robotaxi: $150 if you puke!

Riding in a Tesla robotaxi in Austin just got real—if your night out ends with a mess in the back seat, you could be hit with a $150 cleaning fee. Tesla’s new policy spells out exactly what it’ll cost for everything from spilled fries ($50) to, well, biowaste ($150). It’s a sign that driverless cars are moving from novelty to everyday service, complete with the same rules (and penalties) as regular ride-hailing. Do you think these fees are fair, or will they make people think twice before calling a robotaxi after a big night? #Cars #Austin #Tesla

Why the Cybertruck Isn’t Sparking Joy

So, Tesla’s big, bold Cybertruck isn’t exactly flying off the lot. Their battery supplier, L&F, just shrank their deal by a jaw-dropping amount because way fewer trucks are selling than expected. The price tag is way higher than Elon first teased, and folks aren’t lining up like they used to. If you’re thinking about EVs, now’s the time to shop around—deals might get better as companies hustle to win you over! #Business #EntrepreneurshipStartup #Tesla

Cybertruck’s Giant Wiper Drama Continues

Tesla Cybertruck owners are still battling that infamous 4-foot windshield wiper, and winter’s making it even worse. The wiper can’t keep up with snow and salt, and even after recalls and software updates, it’s still under investigation. Some think Tesla might ditch the single blade for a more classic two-wiper setup. If you thought the Cybertruck looked wild before, just wait for the next update! #Cars #CarOwnership #Tesla