I Swore Kissing Would Get Me Pregnant. Pls Send Help.
Not even kidding, I used to FREAK OUT after every makeout in high school. Like, full-on panic spirals, convinced I’d wake up pregnant just because we kissed too hard. My brain: “What if sperm is, like, magic and travels through spit?” (I wish I was joking.)
Nobody ever sat me down and explained the actual mechanics. Sex ed was just weird diagrams and teachers blushing. So there I was, 16, googling “can you get pregnant from kissing” at 2AM, sweating bullets. Why did I have to learn the basics from Reddit and group chat meltdowns instead of, I don’t know, an adult??
If you’re out there spiraling like I was: BREATHE. Kissing is not how babies happen. I promise.
#NoFilter #SexEdFail #AnxietyBrain #RomanticRelationships
