Eden Everhart+Follow29 November 2025 The Tow Carriage Calamity of Temple Hills THE COURTYARD CHRONICLE My dear readers, pandemonium has once again visited our beloved region, and this time it chose The Township of Temple Hills as its stage. Reports have surfaced of a gentleman who, after a quarrel inside The Notorious NY Chicken & Grill Hall, marched outside, mounted his iron carriage, and drove it straight INTO the establishment as though the Great Spirits of Foolishness had possessed his reins. The incident unfolded along The Great Road of Branch Avenue, where villagers watched in disbelief as the man first engaged in a spirited brawl with the hall’s employees, then returned with the vigor of someone ready to challenge the building itself to a duel. The footage of both calamities has been circulating widely, shared by MoCo PG News and various corners of the realm. Investigators of the Crown continue their search for the runaway carriage driver, who fled the moment his dramatic entrance became a crime scene. Whispers in the market square insist the dispute began over a piece of poultry so unusually golden that some allege it to have been bewitched. Others claim the enchantment struck the man instead. A few bold souls say the entire Township is cursed. Authorities have issued no comment regarding supernatural poultry. SOCIAL FOOTNOTES AND WHISPERED REMARKS Some men lose their temper. Some men lose their way. This one lost his mind… and then drove through a wall. Modern Trending Hashtags #TempleHills #PGCounty #Maryland #DMV #LocalNews #BreakingNews #ViralVideo #TrendingNow #NewsBreak #OnlyInTheDMV00Share
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andersonkaren+FollowOlympic gold sprinter Quincy Wilson stays localQuincy Wilson, the 17-year-old sprinting prodigy who just made Olympic history, is keeping his talents in Maryland! After running one of the fastest 400-meter times in the world and becoming the youngest American male to win Olympic gold, Wilson surprised many by choosing the Terps over powerhouse programs like Texas A&M and USC. For local fans, this means we’ll get to watch a world-class athlete compete right in our backyard. How do you think Wilson’s decision will impact Maryland’s track program—and what does it mean for young athletes dreaming big? #Sports #QuincyWilson #Maryland00Share