My Cat’s Revenge: Plant Massacre Edition
Came home exhausted, dreaming of collapsing on the couch. Instead, I’m greeted by a crime scene: two innocent plants toppled, soil everywhere, and my cat, Loki, sitting smack in the middle like he’s just claimed new territory. Apparently, not feeding him within 30 seconds of walking in is a declaration of war.
He meowed, I said, “Give me a minute.” He responded by launching himself at the window ledge, tail swishing, eyes locked on the nearest victim—my poor snake plant. Next thing I know, both plants are on the floor and Loki’s looking at me like, “You did this.”
Lesson learned: cats don’t do patience. If you value your houseplants (or your sanity), prioritize the feline overlord. Dinner first, everything else later. Anyone else’s pet this dramatic, or is mine just auditioning for a soap opera?
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