Caught Red-Pawed: Who Chewed My Shoes?
Okay, pet owners, I need backup. I came home to find my favorite sneakers absolutely destroyed—laces shredded, soles gnawed, the works. My dog Luna is sitting in the corner, looking like the world’s most innocent angel. But here’s the thing: she’s got a suspicious bit of shoelace stuck to her lip.
I confronted her (as much as you can confront a dog), and she just wagged her tail and rolled over for belly rubs. Classic deflection. My cat, meanwhile, is perched on the windowsill, judging us both and pretending she’s above it all.
So, what’s the verdict? Is Luna guilty, or am I just a victim of her puppy-dog eyes? Anyone else have a pet who could win an Oscar for Best Performance in a Crime Scene? Drop your stories below—misery loves company.
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