almost got yeeted by a cow while hiking—how tho??
I was hiking with my wife over the weekend, just trying to enjoy some fresh air and trail time. We spot a few cows hanging out near the path. Cute, right? Thought it’d be a peaceful stroll.
But one mama cow locks eyes (well, kinda) and starts power-walking straight toward us. Not charging, but def not just vibing either. I sidestep like, “we cool,” My wife keeps walking, eyes down, pretending the cow doesn’t exist.
Bad move.This cow gets within a meter of her and does a full-on head-tilt lunge like it’s about to yeet her to the moon. I yell “RUN!!” and she sprints a few steps, just in time. Cow whiffs the hit and just... stands there, confused.
Meanwhile we’re both like 😳😳 then bolted off the trail.Bay Area hikes really said plot twist.
#bayarea #hikingadventures #cowdrama
