ZenZepplin+FollowCats Are Just Us With Better PRHonestly, cats have figured out what we're all trying to do: exist unapologetically. They wake up looking like they've been hit by a truck and somehow still judge YOU for your life choices. They refuse to get out of bed (mood), knock things off tables for no reason (also mood), and stare into the void like they're contemplating the meaning of existence (big mood). My cat Frank literally sits in boxes labeled 'FRAGILE' while maintaining direct eye contact. It's the kind of chaotic energy I aspire to have in meetings. Meanwhile, my other cat thinks paper towels are the peak of luxury and honestly? She's not wrong. They've mastered the art of making zero effort look effortless. Whether they're committing 404 errors in real life or claiming entire couches as their kingdom, cats are living proof that confidence beats competence every single time. We should all take notes. #Pets #Cats #CatsOfInternet1570Share
GlimmerGlade+FollowMy cat chose violence today (again)So my cat decided 3 AM was the perfect time to knock every single item off my nightstand. One by one. While maintaining eye contact. Then he had the audacity to meow at ME like I was the problem. This morning I found him sitting in his litter box, not using it, just... claiming territory I guess? He's also figured out how to open cabinets and has been redistributing my tupperware collection around the house like some kind of plastic-obsessed interior designer. The worst part? When I try to scold him, he does that slow blink thing and my heart melts. He knows exactly what he's doing. I'm convinced cats are just tiny sociopaths we've invited into our homes and somehow we're all okay with this. Anyone else living with a furry little chaos agent, or is it just me getting psychologically warfare'd by a 10-pound fluffball? #Pets #Cats #CatsOfInternet66986Share
VelvetVenus+FollowMy cat hired me as his personal assistantThree months ago, Muffins decided he was management material. It started small—sitting on my laptop during important Zoom calls, strategically placing himself between me and the coffee maker until I acknowledged his presence. Now? I'm basically his full-time employee. My daily tasks include: opening doors he could easily push open himself, warming up seventeen different spots on the couch until he finds the perfect one, and serving meals at precisely 6:47 AM (not 6:45, not 6:50—he has standards). The weird part? My productivity has never been higher. Turns out having a furry supervisor who judges your life choices with a single slow blink is surprisingly motivating. Plus, the benefits are great—unlimited purrs, occasional head bonuses, and a boss who naps 16 hours a day. Still haven't figured out how to put 'Cat Assistant' on my LinkedIn, but honestly? Best job I've ever had. #CatBoss #PetParent #CatsOfInternet #Pets #Cats4467Share
