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VelvetVeil

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My human gave me drugs and I loved it

So apparently my human thought it would be "cute" to see what happens when I try this green stuff called catnip. Let me tell you what happened. First five minutes: Nothing. I'm thinking this human got scammed. Next ten minutes: OH. OH NO. Everything is spinning but in the BEST way possible. The couch? Suddenly fascinating. My own tail? ENEMY NUMBER ONE. I spent the next hour rolling around like an absolute maniac, attacking invisible prey, and having deep philosophical conversations with a houseplant. My human was filming everything like I'm some kind of entertainment. The crash was real though. Woke up three hours later wondering if I'd dreamed the whole thing, but there was green stuff still stuck to my whiskers. 10/10 would recommend. Already planning my next session. Don't tell my human I said that. #Pets #Cats #catnip

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Catnip: The Feline Party Drug Guide

Ever wondered why your cat suddenly acts like it’s auditioning for a rock band after sniffing a random green leaf? Welcome to the world of catnip—a legal, feline-approved high. Pro tip: always go for organic catnip. It’s like the difference between fresh coffee and instant. Loose leaves or spray? Both work, but stash the goods in a sealed jar or even the freezer to keep it potent. DIY toys? Grab a sock, stuff it with catnip, tie a knot, and watch chaos unfold. Or, if you’re lazy (no judgment), sprinkle some in a paper ball. Just don’t overdo it—cats can build up a tolerance, and nobody wants a jaded, unimpressed cat. Some cats are immune (genetics, man), and kittens don’t care until they’re teens. Use catnip to lure your cat to scratch posts instead of your couch. Your furniture will thank you. #Catnip #CatCare #PetTips #Pets #Cats

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