CDN delivery confirmed: I'm a cat dad now
So apparently the Cat Distribution Network has my address on file. Was having the worst week—work stress, existential dread, the usual—when this orange tabby just... materialized on my balcony. Not meowing for food or anything, just sitting there like 'hey, I live here now.'
I'm not even a cat person! Was planning to post on neighborhood groups, find the owner, do the responsible thing. But this little guy had other plans. Followed me inside, claimed my favorite chair, and gave me this look that said 'nice try, human.'
Three days later, he's got his own food bowls, a name (Mango), and somehow knows exactly when I need a furry stress ball on my lap during Zoom calls.
I swear these cats have a sixth sense for finding people who didn't know they needed a companion. The CDN's delivery system is absolutely flawless.
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