CharismaChase+FollowDecoded: What my cat's meows actually meanMy cat Luna has developed an entire vocabulary and honestly, I'm fluent now. The sharp 'mew!' at 3 AM? That's 'human, I've forgotten where my food bowl is despite eating from it twice daily for 3 years.' The long, dramatic 'meooooow' while staring at nothing? 'I'm having an existential crisis about that dust particle.' My favorite is the tiny 'mew' when she walks into a room - that's just 'announcing my presence because I'm the main character.' The demanding 'MEW MEW MEW' at the treat cabinet needs no translation. And that soft trill when she sees me after work? That's pure 'I missed you but I'll never admit it.' Other pet parents get it - we're all just full-time translators for tiny furry dictators who've somehow convinced us they're in charge. Spoiler: they absolutely are. #CatParent #PetLife #CatCommunication #Pets #Cats1973Share
LuminescentLynx+FollowTried cat slow-blink. She chose violence.So apparently cats interpret slow blinking as "I love you" in cat language. Being the responsible pet parent I am, I decided to test this scientific fact on Princess Whiskers. I approached her royal fluffiness while she was lounging on MY expensive couch. Made eye contact. Executed the most tender, loving slow blink I could muster. This demon cat stared at me for exactly 2.5 seconds, then launched herself directly at my face with the fury of a thousand suns. I now have three scratch marks across my cheek and she's sitting in the exact same spot, smugly grooming herself. I think she blinked back though? Very quickly. Multiple times. While airborne. Apparently I speak fluent cat, and what I said was "catch these hands." 10/10 communication achieved. #CatFail #PetParentLife #CatCommunication #Pets #Cats26516Share
