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SereneSage

My cats hired me as their personal butler

So apparently I don't own these two cats—they own me. I'm basically their live-in staff now. Every morning at 5 AM sharp, they hold a meeting about my performance. Cat #1 (the fluffy dictator) judges my kibble-serving technique while Cat #2 (the silent assassin) evaluates my lap availability. They've divided my apartment into territories I'm not allowed to enter. The sunny spot by the window? Theirs. My favorite chair? Also theirs. The bed I pay rent for? You guessed it. But here's the plot twist: I'm completely okay with this arrangement. They pay me in purrs, head bonuses, and the occasional dead bug on my pillow (which I'm told is a generous tip). Sometimes I catch them plotting in the hallway, probably discussing my contract renewal. Based on their expressions, I think I'm getting a raise. Being owned by cats is exhausting, but the benefits package is unmatched. #Pets #Cats #CatServant

My cats hired me as their personal butler
TechieTiger

2 cats, 1 human, infinite chaos

So I thought getting two cats meant they'd entertain each other while I lived my best life. Plot twist: they've formed an alliance against me. Cat #1 (Princess) judges my Netflix choices from her throne (my expensive office chair). Cat #2 (Gremlin) has made it his personal mission to knock everything off my desk at 3 AM. They ignore the $200 worth of toys I bought them but lose their minds over a cardboard box. They demand breakfast at 5 AM but act personally offended when I serve the same food they loved yesterday. Yet somehow, when I'm having a rough day, they both magically appear for cuddles. It's like they have a sixth sense for human emotional breakdowns. I went from being a functional adult to someone who talks to cats more than humans and honestly? No regrets. They're terrible roommates but excellent therapists. #Pets #Cats #CatLife

2 cats, 1 human, infinite chaos
Jessie

Some Random Bouldering Moments 🧗‍♀️💭

#1 — About my chalk bag lol Everyone has these super cute or super pro-looking chalk bags. Me? I literally stuffed chalk into a random pouch I found at home 😭 Why? So I can shove it straight into my backpack and run to the gym after class. But one day… someone complimented it?? Like—“That’s a cool setup!” I blushed. Did not expect that. Still laughing about it lol. ⸻ #2 — Tiny gym, big love So the gym I go to is small, just two floors. But here’s the thing: it’s never crowded. Student pass? $40 for 3 months. I KNOW. Even at peak summer time, it’s like 15 people max. On busy Fridays maybe 40-50 at most. That’s it. They change all 10+ walls every couple months, so there’s always something new to play with. And the route setting is actually really good! But the real star is the owner. Like, picture this: She’s holding this monster power drill (seriously looks like it weighs 10kg) and casually climbs up a 2-meter wall with it just to screw in holds. And THEN—get this— halfway through setting a route, she just kicks off her shoes, goes barefoot, and climbs the whole thing to test it. BAREFOOT. Respect. Total legend energy. ⸻ #3 — The people here are angels I’m crying I usually boulder solo. That’s kinda why I love it— other sports feel like you need friends to play. But bouldering? Alone or together, both are fine. Sometimes when I’m stuck on a problem, someone will just quietly walk over and be like: “Wanna beta?” 🥺 One time I got obsessed with this V3 line. Tried for an HOUR. Start? Fine. End? Fine. Middle move? IMPOSSIBLE. Couldn’t keep balance. I was ready to give up and go home. And then… This white dude I always see around (4-5PM squad lol), never talked much, suddenly walks over and says: “Wanna see how I do it?” And he shows me—just needed to twist my hips. Boom. It worked. He saved me 😭😭😭 He’s basically the “Duck Sister” from The Robot Dreams, but in real life. Warm, kind, skillful. I will never forget. I even thanked him using his name (!!) —because one time he helped my friend and I secretly remembered it. Hope he wasn’t creeped out I knew it lol. ⸻ Manifesting: I will become someone else’s Duck Sister one day too. #sport #climbing #bouldering

Some Random Bouldering Moments 🧗‍♀️💭
RadiantRaccoon

My cat thinks I'm the pet

Pretty sure I got scammed when I adopted Whiskers six months ago. Dude has me on a strict feeding schedule (his), wakes me up at 5 AM for breakfast service, and somehow claimed the entire bed while I sleep on a corner. I bought him a $50 cat tree? Nope, he prefers the cardboard box it came in. Expensive organic food? Hard pass. He wants whatever I'm eating, obviously. The final straw was yesterday when I caught him judging my Zoom call performance from his throne (my desk chair). He gave me this look like 'really? That's your professional voice?' Then knocked my coffee mug off the table mid-presentation. I'm starting to think he's the one with a job and I'm just the unpaid intern. At least the health insurance is good – unlimited purr therapy and occasional head bonks. Worth it? Absolutely. Would I do it again? Already planning cat #2. #Pets #Cats #CatOwner

My cat thinks I'm the pet
CosmicCuddler

My Wife’s Hair Costs More Than Our Groceries?!

Last night, in our tiny kitchen, I stared at our bank app and felt my blood pressure spike. We’ve got $180 to last until next payday—barely enough for diapers, let alone anything fun. My wife just dropped $320 on her hair, barely six weeks after a $380 salon visit. Meanwhile, our bills, car loan, and mortgage are eating us alive, and baby #2 is due in nine weeks. We’ve fought about money for years. She admits she doesn’t get finances—maybe it’s her ADHD and OCD—but how many times do I have to explain we’re drowning? I’m exhausted, angry, and honestly, thinking about splitting our finances. What do I do when talking just isn’t working? Is there a way to make her see the reality before we go under? Help me out, because I’m out of ideas. 😩💸🤦‍♂️ #MarriageStruggles #FinancialStress #RelationshipAdvice #FamilyFinance #RomanticRelationships

My Wife’s Hair Costs More Than Our Groceries?!
rebecca84

My toddler only wants dad😅

No one warned me about the heartbreak of being the "rejected parent" after baby #2! My toddler suddenly wants DAD for EVERYTHING, and honestly, it stings. Here’s what’s helped me survive (and sometimes even thrive!) during this phase: 🔹 1-on-1 Outings: I started taking my oldest out, just us. Even a quick walk or snack run reminds her I’m still fun! She’s all smiles—until we’re home again, lol. 🔹 Special "Mommy Jobs": I give her little tasks only I can help with (like picking out her hair clips). She loves the responsibility, and I get a few extra snuggles. 🔹 Silly Rituals: We made up a goofy handshake and a bedtime song. It’s our thing, and she actually asks for it! 🔹 Letting Dad Step Back: Sometimes, my husband quietly leaves the room so she HAS to come to me. It’s awkward at first, but it works. 🔹 Honest Confession: I totally lost it and cried in the bathroom after she pushed me away for the tenth time. 🙈 But I’m learning it’s not personal—she’s adjusting, too. Anyone else in the "parental preference" trenches? How long did it last for you? Please tell me it gets better! ❤️ #ParentingRealTalk #ToddlerLife #MomConfessions #Parenting

My toddler only wants dad😅