Okay so I dropped my toast and he just sat there, didn’t even flinch, just watched it hit the floor like he’d seen it coming. I said his name (twice) and he blinked slow, like, “Congrats, genius.” I swear he rolled his eyes. The toast was still warm. He didn’t move. I picked it up and he finally sighed, like I’d ruined his day. Anyway, nvm lol. #Pets #Cats #life