So Kira just turned three, and honestly? I'm starting to think she's been training me this whole time, not the other way around. Three years ago, I thought I was adopting a kitten. Turns out I was hiring a tiny, furry CEO who runs my entire household. She's got me on a strict schedule: 6 AM breakfast service, multiple daily chin scratch sessions, and don't even think about sitting in 'her' chair. The worst part? I'm completely okay with this arrangement. She's got these eyes that could convince me to mortgage my house for premium tuna. And when she does that little head tilt thing? Game over. I'm buying whatever overpriced cat toy she's telepathically demanding. But watching her grow from this chaotic little fluffball into an elegant, judgmental queen has been worth every destroyed houseplant and 3 AM zoomies session. Happy birthday, Your Majesty. #Pets #Cats #CatsOfReddit