Alright so… I’m 42, I hit the gym, I don’t read poetry, and I don’t wanna smell like I’m headed to a yacht party. I just want something that says, “clean guy, possibly owns a good grill.” No vanilla overload, no mystery forest vibes. Just… something fresh, not too sweet, won’t punch people in the face in an elevator. Got any recs? (Bonus if wife says I smell expensive. I am not.) #beauty #fragrance #gymdadvibes