Kevin woke up today and just... decided the world was too much. I put on his leash. He flopped over. I opened the door. He sighed loudly and refused to move. I even offered a treat—he looked at it, then turned his head like a heartbroken Victorian lady. After a full five minutes of tragic floor-acting, he finally stood up... and sprinted outside like nothing had happened. This dog lives for the drama. #Pets #Dogs #DramaticDogs