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Found my cat in the catnip drawer

So I come home yesterday to find Luna literally swimming in an open bag of premium catnip. Like, completely covered head to toe, rolling around like she'd discovered kitty cocaine. The aftermath? She's been zooming around the apartment for 18 hours straight. At 3 AM, she decided my face was the perfect launching pad for her parkour routine. I woke up to find her hanging from my curtains, pupils the size of dinner plates, making those weird chattering noises at absolutely nothing. The worst part? She somehow managed to track catnip all over my black clothes. I showed up to work looking like I'd been rolling around in oregano. My coworkers think I've developed a very specific drug habit. Luna's finally crashed, but she keeps giving me these judgmental looks like I'M the one with the problem. Never buying the good stuff again. #Pets #Cats #CatParent

5 hours ago
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