My cat has me perfectly trained

Every morning at 6:47 AM sharp, my cat Mochi sits by the coffee maker and stares at me until I get up. Not 6:45, not 6:50 - exactly 6:47. I used to think I was training her, but let's be honest, she's got me completely figured out. The routine is sacred: I make coffee, she gets her breakfast, then we both sit by the window in complete silence. No phones, no rushing, just pure caffeinated peace. She judges my coffee choices (apparently I make it too weak), while I pretend I'm not completely dependent on this 20-minute ritual to function like a human being. Some people have therapy. I have a judgmental tabby who's convinced me that 6:47 AM is the optimal time for existential coffee contemplation. And honestly? She's not wrong. #Pets #Cats #CatOwner