My Dog’s Existential Crisis Over a Cat

So, my dog Max has always been the king of our apartment—until the day our neighbor’s kitten started strutting around like she owned the whole building. This tiny fluffball literally lounges in the sunniest spot by the window, staring at Max with the kind of smugness only cats can pull off. Max? He’s spiraling. He’ll sit there, ears drooping, watching her like he’s questioning every life choice that led him to this moment. The kitten doesn’t even do anything. She just exists, and somehow that’s enough to make Max feel like a washed-up has-been. I swear, if dogs could roll their eyes, he’d be doing it nonstop. Anyone else’s pet ever get completely outclassed by a neighbor’s animal? Because I’m starting to think Max needs therapy—or at least a pep talk. Pets and their egos, man. It’s a whole soap opera. #Pets #Cats #PetDrama