NYC Dating Hack: Steal a Salad, Get a Date?

Apparently, NYC dating is so wild now that women are swiping finance bros’ salads at lunch and then sliding into their LinkedIn DMs. Forget apps or Trader Joe’s meet-cutes—now it’s all about Sweetgreen heists and bold networking moves. Honestly, desperate times, genius measures? Just know, if your $22 salad goes missing, it might be Bethany from Alpha Phi, not a hungry stranger. Would you try this? Or is this peak NYC chaos? #News #NYCDating #FinanceBros