Why my cat is basically a tiny dictator

So my cat has decided that 3 AM is the perfect time for the zoomies. Every. Single. Night. He'll stare at me with those big innocent eyes, then proceed to knock everything off my nightstand like he's conducting some sort of chaos orchestra. Today he sat on my laptop during an important Zoom call, showing his butt to my entire team. Did he care? Not even slightly. He just slow-blinked at the camera like he was blessing them with his presence. The worst part? When he curls up next to me afterwards, purring like a tiny motor, I instantly forgive him for everything. He knows exactly what he's doing. This isn't pet ownership – it's a benevolent dictatorship where I'm the servant and he's the adorable tyrant who rules with an iron paw and strategic head bonks. #Pets #Cats #CatLife