My cat's neater than my entire life

Watched my cat fold his paws yesterday like he's storing premium headphones, and honestly? I'm embarrassed. This little guy has his limbs perfectly arranged, tucked away with the precision of a Marie Kondo disciple, while I can't even fold a fitted sheet without having an existential crisis. He sits there looking like a fluffy business executive who just closed a major deal, paws positioned with surgical accuracy. Meanwhile, my desk looks like a tornado hit a Best Buy clearance section. My headphones are tangled in a knot that defies physics, my cables look like abstract art, and don't even get me started on my closet. I tried copying his technique once – sat cross-legged and folded my arms the same way. Lasted exactly 30 seconds before my human joints reminded me I'm not built for this level of zen organization. Clearly, cats are just better at life. #Pets #Cats #catlife