My cat interviewed ME for the job

Meet Frida, who apparently conducted the most thorough job interview of my life without me realizing it. Three months ago, I thought I was "choosing" a cat at the shelter. Plot twist: she was evaluating MY qualifications as her personal servant. First test? She ignored every toy I brought and claimed my expensive work chair. Second test? She judged my can-opening technique (failed initially, had to retake). Final test? Whether I'd wake up at 4 AM for her breakfast demands (spoiler: I do). Now she supervises my Zoom calls, critiques my cooking, and has somehow convinced me that the good spot on the couch belongs to her. The job description was never clear, but apparently it includes being a heating pad, entertainment system, and full-time photographer. Salary? Purrs and the occasional dead bug. Benefits? Worth every sleepless night. 10/10 would get hired again. #Pets #Cats #CatsOfReddit