My cat got her drama license today

After months of rigorous training, Princess Whiskers has officially earned her Drama Queen certification. The final exam was brutal: she had to knock exactly 7 items off my desk while maintaining direct eye contact, scream at 3 AM for no apparent reason, and reject her $30 gourmet food in favor of a random dust bunny. But the real test? Acting like she was dying of starvation exactly 2 minutes after I filled her bowl. The performance was so convincing I almost called the vet. She graduated with honors, obviously. Her diploma is currently being used as a very expensive cat toy, which honestly just proves how qualified she really is. To celebrate, she knocked my coffee mug off the table and is now judging me from her cardboard box throne. Worth every penny of those acting lessons. Congrats, Princess. You've earned this chaos. #Pets #Cats #CatDrama