I hate cats. Now I have four of them.

Two months ago, I was that person who'd cross the street to avoid cats. Allergic, commitment-phobic, and convinced cat people were slightly unhinged. Then my neighbor moved and "temporarily" left her pregnant cat with me. Just for a week, she said. That was 8 weeks ago. Fluffy gave birth to three kittens in my closet. On my favorite sweater. I named them out of spite: Chaos, Destroyer, and Kevin (he seemed normal). Now I'm the guy who has 47 photos of Kevin sleeping on my laptop. I buy premium cat food while eating instant ramen. My dating profile mentions my "four roommates" like they're people. The worst part? I genuinely love these furry dictators. They've trained me well. I wake up at 5 AM not because I want to, but because Destroyer demands breakfast. So yeah, never say never. Especially about cats. They have ways of making you theirs. #Pets #Cats #catlife