My cat screams while shaped like bread

So my cat discovered this new power move where she transforms into a perfect loaf shape and then just... screams. Not meowing. SCREAMING. Like she's announcing her successful bread transformation to the entire neighborhood. She'll sit there, paws tucked under, looking like a furry baguette, and let out these dramatic yowls that sound like she's filing a formal complaint with the universe. The neighbors probably think I'm torturing her, but no – she's just vibing in loaf mode. The best part? She only does this when I'm on important work calls. It's like she has a sixth sense for peak inconvenience timing. Yesterday she held a 10-minute bread concert during my presentation. I've accepted that I don't own a cat. I own a very judgmental, very loud piece of sourdough that occasionally catches mice. #Pets #Cats #CatLoaf