My Orange Cat Has More Expensive Taste Than Me

So apparently my orange furball has decided he's too good for regular cat food. This morning I watched him sniff his $15 fancy feast, give me the most judgmental look I've ever received, and walk away like I personally offended his ancestors. I've tried everything. Salmon pâté? Rejected. Chicken medley? Insulting. The only thing this orange drama queen will eat is the $8-per-can organic free-range whatever-the-hell that costs more than my lunch. The worst part? He knows exactly what he's doing. Yesterday I caught him purring while I opened his expensive food, then had the audacity to only eat half before demanding treats. I'm basically a personal chef for a 12-pound tyrant who doesn't even pay rent. But look at that face – how can I say no? My bank account is crying, but at least His Royal Orangeness is satisfied. #Pets #Cats #OrangeCat