Adopted a Furry Gremlin, Send Help

So, I made the questionable life choice of adopting a kitten. He’s roughly the size of a potato, has zero respect for personal space, and thinks my toes are mortal enemies. Every time I try to work, he launches a full-scale assault on my keyboard. I haven’t slept in two days because apparently, 3AM zoomies are a thing. But then he falls asleep on my chest, purrs like a tiny motor, and suddenly I’m convinced this chaos goblin is the best decision I’ve ever made. Anyone else’s pet simultaneously ruin and save their life? Because I’m pretty sure this is just the beginning. Drop your survival tips (or just cute pet pics) below. I need moral support. #Pets #Cats #KittenLife