5 blue-eyed kittens adopted ME apparently

So apparently I'm a cat mom now? Found these five tiny dictators under my porch last week, all sporting the most ridiculous blue eyes I've ever seen. Like, seriously, they look like they're plotting world domination. I thought I'd just feed them once. ONCE. Now they've claimed my entire house. One sleeps in my coffee mug (clean, thankfully), another has declared my laptop keyboard their personal bed, and don't get me started on the one who thinks my hair is a climbing wall at 3 AM. The vet says they're perfectly healthy, just 'unusually striking.' Translation: I'm now the proud servant of five furry overlords who coordinate their chaos with those piercing blue stares. My bank account is crying, my sleep schedule is nonexistent, but honestly? Best mistake I never meant to make. They've got me completely wrapped around their tiny paws. #CatMom #BlueEyedKittens #AdoptDontShop