My cat thinks I'm stalking her with this camera

Spent 20 minutes trying to get ONE decent photo of Princess Whiskers today. The moment I pull out my phone, she either: 1) Immediately turns around and shows me her butthole, 2) Starts grooming herself in the most unflattering positions, or 3) Stares directly into my soul like I just betrayed her trust forever. But when I'm NOT trying to take photos? She's sprawled out like a Renaissance painting, looking absolutely majestic. It's like she KNOWS. I swear cats have a sixth sense for cameras. She'll be doing something adorable, I reach for my phone, and suddenly she's either disappeared entirely or giving me the stink eye from across the room. Anyone else's pet have a personal vendetta against being photographed? Because I'm starting to think mine is planning my demise. #CatLife #PetPhotography #CatsOfReddit #Pets #Cats