Adopted a cat, now I'm the pet

Three weeks ago I rescued Luna from the shelter. Today I realized she's the one who rescued me from my delusions of being the alpha in this house. She's claimed my favorite chair, demands breakfast at 5 AM sharp, and somehow convinced me that buying her a $60 cat tree was "essential." When I work from home, she parks herself directly on my keyboard like she's conducting a board meeting. The best part? I catch myself asking HER permission to use MY own bathroom. She sits outside the door like a tiny furry bouncer, judging my life choices. My friends warned me about the responsibility of pet ownership. Nobody mentioned I'd become the pet. Luna runs this place now, and honestly? I'm not even mad about it. She's got better leadership skills than most CEOs I've worked for. Worth every surrendered chair and dignity point. #CatsOfReddit #AdoptDontShop #CatOwnerLife #Pets #Cats