My cat is my landlord now (send help)

Okay, so I thought I was adopting a cat. Turns out, she adopted me as her personal staff. I'm talking 3 AM zoomies, knocking everything off my desk while I'm working, and somehow claiming 90% of my queen-sized bed. My favorite mug? Hers now. My keyboard? Premium napping spot. The expensive cat bed I bought? Untouched. She prefers the cardboard box it came in. I've become a professional door operator, treat dispenser, and chin scratch technician. My friends ask how pet ownership is going, and I just laugh maniacally while showing them my latest credit card statement from the vet. But honestly? When she purrs and headbutts my face at 6 AM, demanding breakfast, I melt completely. I've never been happier to be someone's unpaid intern. Worth every destroyed houseplant and 4 AM wake-up call. #catowner #petlife #furbaby #Pets #Cats