My cat evicted me from my own bed

Permission? My cat Luna didn't get the memo about needing permission. One day I had a perfectly good queen-sized bed. The next day, I'm sleeping in a 6-inch strip while Her Majesty sprawls across 90% of the mattress like she's paying rent. The audacity is truly impressive. She'll make direct eye contact while slowly stretching into starfish position, pushing my legs off the edge. When I try to reclaim some space, she gives me that look – you know the one. Pure judgment. Like I'M the one being unreasonable. Last night I tried sleeping on the couch. Guess who followed me and claimed that too? Now I'm genuinely considering if I should just buy Luna her own bed and sleep on the floor. The worst part? I still tuck her in every night and tell her she's a good girl. Stockholm syndrome is real, people. #CatOwnerProblems #PetLife #CatsOfReddit #Pets #Cats