Let’s talk about the real boss of my apartment: a four-legged furball named Steve. He doesn’t contribute to rent, ignores my attempts at discipline, and yet somehow, he’s the only one allowed to knock things off the table at 3am. Steve’s hobbies include judging my life choices from the top of the fridge, shedding on freshly washed clothes, and acting like he hasn’t been fed in years (despite the mountain of kibble in his bowl). I used to think I was a dog person, but now I’m just a person who’s been adopted by a cat with zero respect for personal space. If you’ve ever been outsmarted by a pet, you know the feeling. Here’s to all the pets who run our lives while pretending we’re in charge. Show me your freeloaders in the comments! #CatLife #PetOwners #RoommateProblems #Pets #Cats