When Your Cat Claims the Crib

So apparently, the cat has decided the crib is her new throne. I left the room for two minutes—TWO—and came back to find her curled up like she owns the place. Meanwhile, the actual baby is just chilling on the playmat, looking at me like, "You gonna fix this or what?" I swear, pets have a sixth sense for finding the one spot they absolutely shouldn't be. I guess the baby gets the floor now, and the cat gets five-star accommodations. At this point, I'm just the concierge in my own house, shuffling tiny humans and furry overlords around so everyone can nap in peace. Anyone else’s pets constantly rearrange the family hierarchy? Or is it just me living in a sitcom where the punchline is always, "The cat wins"? #PetProblems #CatLife #ParentingFails #Pets