My Dog's Epic Zoomies Destroyed My Living Room

Ever had a pet completely hijack your day? Last night, my dog—let’s call him Rocket—decided the living room was his personal racetrack. One minute I’m peacefully scrolling on my phone, the next, he’s doing Olympic-level zoomies, launching himself off the couch like he’s auditioning for a Marvel movie. At some point, he slid across the floor, crashed into a pile of laundry, and emerged wearing my favorite hoodie like it was a superhero cape. I swear he looked proud. Meanwhile, I’m torn between laughing and mourning my now-wrinkled clothes. Honestly, pets have a sixth sense for chaos and comedy. It’s impossible to stay mad when they look at you with those goofy, innocent eyes. Anyone else’s pet secretly plotting to take over the house? #PetLife #DogStories #Zoomies #Pets