My Cat’s Sleep Positions Defy Physics

I swear my cat is auditioning for Cirque du Soleil every time he naps. Today, I found him wedged between the couch cushions, belly up, one paw dangling like he’s signaling for help. How is that comfortable? I spend hundreds on fancy beds and plush blankets, and he picks the one spot that looks like a chiropractor’s nightmare. Sometimes I wonder if he’s just trolling me—like, "Look human, I could sleep literally anywhere. Your rules mean nothing." Honestly, I envy that level of chill. Meanwhile, I toss and turn all night, and he’s snoring upside down with zero regrets. Anyone else’s pet sleep in positions that make you question the laws of biology? Please tell me I’m not alone in living with a tiny, flexible gremlin. #PetLife #CatLogic #SleepGoals #Pets