My Cat Won’t Let Me Clock In Without Cuddles

Every morning, I try to sneak out of bed and get a head start on emails. But my cat, Luna, has other plans. She’ll plant herself right on my laptop, staring at me with those judgmental eyes until I give her the mandatory five minutes of head scratches. No exceptions. If I try to ignore her, she’ll escalate—knocking pens off the desk, stepping on the keyboard, or unleashing her ultimate weapon: the sad, silent meow. I swear, she’s convinced the world will end if I don’t comply. So here I am, running late for work again, because apparently my real boss is covered in fur and demands payment in cuddles. Anyone else have a pet that enforces a strict pre-work ritual? Or is Luna just unionizing for all cats everywhere? #PetLife #CatBoss #WorkFromHome #Pets