Did My Cat Plot Revenge or Just Miss Me?

Walked in after a long day out, and my cat was waiting by the door like a tiny, furry security guard. The look she gave me? Somewhere between 'I missed you' and 'How dare you leave me alone with only 12 hours of food.' She did that slow blink thing, which is supposed to mean love, but honestly, it felt more like, 'You better have brought treats.' I tried to apologize for being gone so long, but she just turned her back and started aggressively grooming herself. Now I’m sitting here, wondering if she’s plotting her revenge (hairball in my shoes, maybe?) or if she’s just playing hard to get. Either way, I’m not falling for those innocent eyes. Not this time. Anyone else’s pet act like they’re the ones paying rent? #PetLife #CatAttitude #PetOwners #Pets