How Not to Get Mauled by Your Cat

Let’s be real: holding a cat is a gamble. One minute, they’re purring like a tiny engine; the next, you’re bleeding and questioning your life choices. Here’s the trick: read the room (and the cat). If they’re hiding, tail twitching, or ears back—abort mission. If they’re head-butting your leg or purring, you’ve got a green light. Always crouch to their level (no looming like a horror movie villain), slide one hand under their chest, the other under their butt, and lift gently. Hug them close—cats like to feel secure, not like they’re dangling over a pit of doom. Never scruff unless it’s an emergency (think: house on fire, not Instagram photo op). If your cat starts squirming, let go. Seriously. Your skin will thank you. And if you’re dealing with a kitten, start slow and gentle—no roughhousing unless you want a future feline menace. Remember: positive vibes and treats go a long way. #CatCare #PetTips #CatLife #Pets #Cats