She Booked Bali. I Booked Therapy.

Okay, I’m literally losing my mind and I need to vent before I combust. Why did no one warn me that dating a Sagittarius guy is like trying to hug a tornado? I thought I was chill—until he bought us tickets to Tokyo at 2AM because “the vibes felt right.” I’m still double-checking my packing list and he’s already at the gate, posting stories. And the honesty? Bro, he’ll roast me for pretending to like his oat milk matcha, but the second I say I’m not up for his midnight TED Talks, suddenly I’m "killing the mood." I tried being spontaneous, sent memes, even started journaling just to keep up. But he just wants "space." SPACE. Meanwhile, I’m spiraling over every unread message. Is it just me, or is dating a Sagittarius basically emotional CrossFit? #NoFilter #AdultingFail #DatingStruggles #RomanticRelationships