Why Am I Crushing Like a Teen at 29?

Okay, so it’s 2AM and I’m sitting on my kitchen floor, still wearing the shirt I picked for maximum ‘I’m chill but also cute’ vibes, and honestly? I am LOSING IT. I’m 29, survived a toxic ex, got the therapy receipts, the job, the friends—so why do I turn into a total disaster every time this woman (let’s call her Dreamgirl) texts me back? Like, full-on sweaty palms, can’t-stop-smiling, heart-racing nonsense. She’s funny, actually listens, doesn’t flinch when I set boundaries. I should be cool! I’ve dated before! But my brain? Gone. It’s like I’m 15 again, except now I know exactly how bad things can get if I ignore the warning signs. I’m terrified I’ll ruin it by being too much, too soon, too…me. How do people just enjoy the ride without spiraling? Someone, please tell me I’m not the only one this unhinged. #NoFilter #AdultingFail #DatingStruggles #RomanticRelationships