I Confessed to My Crush at 2AM. Send Help.

Swear to god, I’m never trusting my 2AM brain again. Last night, I decided it was a genius idea to send my crush a birthday text. Not just a chill "happy birthday"—no, I went full-on dramatic, like I was auditioning for a romcom. Emojis everywhere, some line about their laugh being my favorite sound, the whole embarrassing package. Now it’s morning and I want to dig a hole and live there. My phone’s on Do Not Disturb because I can’t handle seeing if they replied (or, worse, left me on read). Why is this so stressful? Why does everyone act like shooting your shot is empowering when it’s actually a one-way ticket to a shame spiral? If you’re thinking about texting your crush, just know: I’m right here, drowning in cringe with you. Solidarity, fam. #NoFilter #CrushConfessions #AdultingFail #NoFilter #CrushConfessions #AdultingFail #RomanticRelationships